Saturday, August 27, 2016

Stamp out fuzzy thinking: Please don’t confuse satire with reality





























I got a laugh from reading an August 23rd article by Michael Deeds in the Idaho Statesman titled Idaho radio host gets epic beatdown from Neil deGrasse Tyson. Neal Larson had posted an opinion column at MagicValley.com titled Larson: Neil deGrasse Tyson is a horse’s astrophysicist.

Unfortunately it was based on his having read an article at the satirical web site Clickhole from back on December 1, 2015 titled Awesome: When a little girl told Neil deGrasse Tyson she wanted to live on Jupiter, he completely shut her down.

Mr. Larson’s minimal research missed that the upper right corner of every Clickhole page is labeled ONION, INC. SITES. The Onion is a well-known satirical news site which hilariously claims it is America’s Finest News Source. Three other recent food-related articles at Clickhole are:

April 6. 2016: Major Blunder: Quaker Oats mistakenly printed Morgan Freeman’s obituary on the back of all its oatmeal boxes

April 15, 2016: PR Nightmare: Campbell’s is recalling 12 million cans of soup that still need another pinch of salt

June 20, 2016: A Bold Strategy: Heinz just rolled out a new ad campaign proudly proclaiming its ketchup makes you blind

Friday, August 26, 2016

The very persistent Pioneer Fire





















Last August I blogged about Fighting wildland fires: Hotshots, helicopters, and whatever else it takes. On August 24th the Associated Press posted an article titled Crews battling 35 large, uncontained wildfires in the west.

One of those was the Pioneer fire here in Idaho. It began back on July 18th, about 8 miles north of Idaho City. As of yesterday it covered 160.5 square miles, which made it the third largest fire listed on Inciweb. It still was only 38% contained. It is located on rough terrain and is hard to reach even with dozers. Resources assigned to fighting it included 1847 people: 45 crews, 13 helicopters, 89 engines, 9 dozers, 36 water tenders, and 7 masticators. There is a large set of photos showing that firefighting effort. 


















Much of the firefighting was done the old-fashioned way by crews like the Sawtooth Hotshots.
































Airplanes also were involved, ranging from single-engine tankers (possibly an Air Tractor AT-802) up to the gigantic three-engine DC-10 Airtanker. There even was a video showing Canadian CL415 flying boat water bomber that reloaded by scooping water from a reservoir.  

What is a masticator? As shown in a brief YouTube video, it looks like an tracked excavator fitted with a cutting assembly that chews up brush and small trees.









































The table shown above lists the fifty largest fires. Only the Range 12 fire in Washington (275.9 square miles) and the Hot Pot fire in Nevada (191.1 square miles) are bigger than the Pioneer fire. The spectacularly quick growing Blue Cut fire in southern California’s San Bernardino National Forest (56.7 square miles) was the 11th biggest, but got lots of publicity because it was not far from Los Angeles.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Each and every day is a holiday




























If you are an emcee, you may want to add interest (and fill up some time) by pointing out what holiday today is. Yesterday’s Pearls Before Swine cartoon by Stephan Pastis lamented:

Rat: “I’m tired of every day being a commemoration of something. So I declare August 24 ‘International Day That Celebrates Nothing Day.’ “

Pig: “Can’t. It’s Waffle Day.”

Goat: “Waffles have their own day?”

Pig: “Two actually.”

Rat: "It’s Out of Control!”


Rat is right. August 24th is National Waffle Day, and in Sweden March 25th also is Waffle Day

For today there are four choices:

National Kiss and Make Up Day
National Secondhand Wardrobe Day
National Senior Citizens Day
National Whiskey Sour Day


The waffles image came from the National Cancer Institute.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

What great listeners really do




























There is an excellent article about What Great Listeners Actually Do by Jack Zenger and Joseph Folkman that was posted at the Harvard Business Review web site on July 14, 2016. Four main findings are:

1]  Good listening is much more than being silent while the other person talks.

2]  Good listening included interactions that build a person’s self-esteem.

3]  Good listening was seen as a cooperative conversation.

4]  Good listeners tended to make suggestions.


That article also discusses six different levels of listening.

For more detail, look at a 14-page chapter by Jenn Q. Goddu on Listening Effectively at the Public Speaking Project textbook web site.

The Walls Have Ears image was modified from one at Wikimedia Commons

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Six steps to presenting an excellent speech





























Recently I found an interesting PowerPoint slide about the speech preparation process titled Teaching Communication Preparation Circular Model on a web page covering My Teaching Speech Class Tips for Instructors at Jim Peterson‘s Speech Topics Help website. He illustrated the following five steps using arrows in partial circles:

Selecting

Researching

Outlining

Writing

Delivering


I liked that Jim showed a meandering series of steps rather than the usual  bullet point list or boxes linked by straight arrows. I disliked that he forgot to include Rehearsing as a necessary step before Delivering.

So, as is shown above, I redrew his slide with that missing step included, and an even more meandering path from Selecting (a topic) to Delivering (the speech).
  

Friday, August 19, 2016

Don’t tell your audience either an overly broad statistic or a wishy-washy statistic (or both)




















It is unfortunately common for those peddling public speaking training to spout startling statistics about how public speaking is the #1 or greatest fear. (It really is not).

An article by Court Stroud on August 2, 2016 at the Huffington Post titled Speak Easy: An Interview with Oratory Coach Peter Danish began with:

“What’s scarier than spiders, snakes, and even the zombie apocalypse? Public speaking, which consistently ranks #1 on the list of America’s fear and anxieties.”

His overly broad claim ignored the well-known Gallup poll article by Geoffrey Brewer from back on March 19, 2001 titled Snakes Top List of Americans’ Fears.

Another recent article on the Dale Carnegie blog titled Four Ways to Conjure Confidence by Liz Scavnicky-Yaekle dated August 4, 2016 began by claiming:

“Do you wish you felt more confident when speaking one-on-one or to a large group of people? If so, you aren’t alone. According to the Wall Street journal, public speaking is the #1 fear in America.”

That’s a worthless appeal to authority since it did not identify who wrote that newspaper article, its title, when it had appeared, etc. On December 12, 2015 I blogged about her earlier claim in a post titled When did the Wall Street Journal say that public speaking is the #1 fear in America? (It was in an article by humorist Joe Queenan).

The introduction for the 2006 updated edition of the Dale Carnegie book, Public Speaking for Success instead had claimed: 

“When people are asked what their greatest fear is, the most frequent response is dying and the second most frequent is speaking in public.”

The funniest fear appeal I’ve seen recently was made by Eric Fettner in a blurb for a workshop that appeared both at OutEducated and San Francisco Internet Startups. He repeated the #1 fear claim - and then added the wishy-washy ‘near the top’: 

“Is, public speaking, presenting and communicating to groups or talking to your boss is intimidating?  I already know that for most of us, it is.  That’s because the fear of public speaking or social phobia is the number one fear of every survey list, asking men and women “what do you fear most?”.....near the top of every list!”




Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Can you find a quiet place to live just via an online search?



















No way. On August 13, 2016 at her Speechwriter-Ghostwriter blog (Mary) Jane Genova wrote about E-Rentals - No longer do you have to invest time, money in flying out there to lease. She claimed:

“If it's a temporary rental we need, that can be done digitally. No, we don't need to spend the money and time to fly out to wherever to have a roof over our heads in our new lives.

When it comes to relocation, we can go about leasing an apartment or even a house via the Internet. The whole process can be electronic. After all, we will likely not stay in any initial housing option. After we get to know the area, work, and build a social network, we may decide our address should be in another part of the city. Or even outside that city.”


Her advice about research is hilariously superficial and incomplete. Some of what is missing can be summarized via a 1987 comedy movie title: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Here are examples I ran across in my career and vacation travels. A careful look on Google Earth can help avoid those three problems, but you still need to be there and stop, look, and listen for others.

Planes

For a couple years I lived outside of Northbrook, Illinois in an apartment complex located between the diagonal Milwaukee Avenue and I-294, the Illinois Tollway. When I looked at the apartment I saw that the back of the complex bordered the Tollway, but my building was not objectionably close to it. Early on the first Sunday morning spent there I found what I’d missed. My building was right under the takeoff path from the main runway for the Chicago Executive Airport  NW. A twin engine business jet headed southeast at low altitude can be surprisingly noisy.  

Trains

Under the Train Horn Rule engineers are required to use horns to signal they are approaching a public grade crossing. A couple years ago for a vacation we stayed at a motel in Sandpoint, Idaho. The AAA  Tourbook notes that:

“One of the West’s great railroad towns, Sandpoint is known as ‘The Funnel’ for the major rail lines that converge there. More than 40 trains a day draw rail fans to the city. A brochure, ‘A Rail Fan’s Guide to Sandpoint’ is available from the chamber of commerce.”

Sure enough, freight trains blew their horns within earshot at about 3:30 AM and 4:30 AM.

Automobiles (and Trucks)

Tractor trailer rigs with diesel engines usually have compression release engine brakes, commonly known as Jake brakes. They make a loud, chattering “machine gun” exhaust noise when slowing on downhill runs. Some cities ban Jake brakes, but I could sometimes hear them on the Illinois Tollway from my apartment near Northbrook. Poorly muffled cars and motorcycles also can be miserable.

Barking Dogs, etc.

When we initially went hunting for a rental house in Boise, we rejected several otherwise reasonable places based on hearing loudly barking dogs in adjoining back yards. Obnoxious neighbors with loud car stereos also can be objectionable.